Get Money Eat Babies.

-revive: you know you aren’t cute when no one flirts with you on tumblr

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:47:26 -0400

-revive:

you know you aren’t cute when no one flirts with you on tumblr

144cm: let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:46:28 -0400

144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

"I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:45:09 -0400

“I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I’ve learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you’ll miss them when they’re gone from your life. I’ve learned that making a “living” is not the same thing as making a “life.” I’ve learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back. I’ve learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one. I’ve learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I’ve learned that I still have a lot to learn. I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

- Maya Angelou (via psych-facts)

bedussey: instead of saying “horny” why don’t people just say “sexcited”

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:42:59 -0400

bedussey:

instead of saying “horny” why don’t people just say “sexcited”

riannafinch: Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:37:58 -0400

riannafinch:

Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age

pospiscal: how to get laid

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:33:21 -0400

pospiscal:

how to get laid

"I like people with depth, I like people with emotion, I like people with a strong mind, an..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:32:29 -0400

“I like people with depth, I like people with emotion, I like people with a strong mind, an interesting mind, a twisted mind, and also people that can make me smile.”

- Abbey Lee Kershaw (via psych-facts)

shutupnurse: A lot of times I feel like Tarzan because I have no clue about a lot of social...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:32:21 -0400

shutupnurse:

A lot of times I feel like Tarzan because I have no clue about a lot of social interaction and shit o.o

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:31:50 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:29:12 -0400

dickburritos: add me on skype so we can just have each other as contacts and not really talk to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:28:40 -0400

dickburritos:

add me on skype so we can just have each other as contacts and not really talk to each other because i am unable to begin a conversation

my-second-closet: Jeremy Scott

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:22:39 -0400

my-second-closet:

Jeremy Scott

potato-tots: missingeharmony: potato-tots: potato-tots: what do you call a hooker that you pay...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:17:42 -0400

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

travthinks: omg, i can’t even right now.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:28:39 -0400

travthinks:

omg, i can’t even right now.

geeses: if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:09:05 -0400

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

mailorderwife: How many times has a male celebrity been on the cover of a magazine bc of his...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:08:35 -0400

mailorderwife:

How many times has a male celebrity been on the cover of a magazine bc of his weight? I’m genuinely curious but I also have an inkling that the number is zero

galacticdad: i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:08:04 -0400

galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

aurumtrapgoddess: gxlddd: dopecharisma: tie-raq: jesus—walks:...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:07:45 -0400

aurumtrapgoddess:

gxlddd:

dopecharisma:

tie-raq:

jesus—walks:

If you have to ask, unfollow me.

^

same.

No, but this is perfect

bri4free: notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you Yeah Cassandra *curls...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:44:26 -0400

bri4free:

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

Yeah Cassandra

*curls into a ball, crying* it’s so true.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:37:09 -0400