Tina Fey (via allthingsvictoria)
My name is Cassandra.
Current Obstacle:
- Bachelors in Acting for Film.
-Professional Diploma in Psychology and English Liturature
- Bachelors in Psychology.
Chosen Profession: Writer, Actor, Mermaid.
Every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin, a Cali tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, abs of lesbian gym owners, 9 year old boy hips, Michelle Obama arms and doll tits. The person closest to… actually achieving this is Kim Kardashian, who as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage athletes.
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