May 2012
64 posts
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
I have left blackberry and moved to the iphone...
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Went to the gym and got a personal trainer today!
I threw up.
How to get someone to fall in love with you: →
the-vashta-nerada:
Things you need: A ring, access to a tanning bed, gray hair dye.
Tan with wedding ring on, making sure that there is an obvious tan line from the ring.
Dye hair gray. The older you look, the better.
If you are male, make sure to grow a ragged beard.
Sneak into your…
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Five minutes later.
My friend Tessa signs me up on plenty of fish without me knowing it.
While on the phone with my mother.
Mom: Have you found a guy yet? Cass: No mom… Mom: I’m not pushing or anything. Just wondering. Cass: I’ve been hanging out with my lesbian friend, Tessa. Mom: Well, that’s alright. I don’t mind you guys being partners. Cass: MOM. I’m not a lesbian. How many times do I have to tell you. Mom: You just don’t date so I just...
theycallmemos:
there’s a special place in hell for people who post ‘chipmunk’ versions of songs on youtube.
good for you. you know how to use winamp.
yesiknowiamtall:
girl you a 14 on the pH scale cus you a basic bitch
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Grey's Anatomy.
WHAT THE HELL!? WHY SHONDA!? WHYYYY? LEXIE?!
What is this feeling?
TEARS OF DEATH. MY SOUL. HURTS.
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Bought more bed sheets to keep warm at night.
Friend: YOSA. Me: What? Friend: You Only Sleep Alone.
Personality Disorder Test →
canmakeitallonmyown:
schreischlampe:
Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: High Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Paranoid: High Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate...
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It's my birthday in an hour.
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Classmate Convos.
Ozzy: This guy was a buck 60.. Cass: A buck 60?? Tessa: It means 160 lbs, geez learn how to speak Mexican. Cass: Oh… All I heard was “jalepeno, jalepeno, lawn mower.”
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Tessa: Find me on Skype you hamster loving troll.
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Tessa: The egg came first! I feel like it just came out of the earth like a rock… or a flower. Cass: Nope. The...
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Watching Good Will Hunting for Writing class.
crying like a baby.
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Perfect personality? Check. Perfect body?Hm…
Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.
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Thor & Galaxy Quest. Good night.
luongerie:
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy...
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My book from amazon.com came in the mail!
Celtic gods and heroes - Marie-Louise Sjoestedt
“I’m learning that you have to make time for what’s important. You have to fight...”
– Laurell K. Hamilton, Cerulean Sins (via compassionisalostconcept)
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Beauty: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Outtake
canmakeitallonmyown:
yourspecialcrush:
Read it. I promise I won’t spoil it. However, it was decent, I guess.
It was a smut of Anita with Jean Claude and Asher. YEAYS TEAM ASHER!!!
Plus, you got a preview of the new book
Kiss the Dead (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter)
which is available June 5th.
I can’t wait til the next one. I don’t care if Anita is not the girl she used to be. My...
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“When dark creeps in and eats the light,
Bury your fears on Sorry Night.
For in...”
– ― Simon Holt, The Devouring
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HOW do I still get teary-eyed when watching The...
UUUGGGHHHH. >:(
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An ode to butt.
butts4ever:
Roses are butt.
Violets are butt.
Everything is butt,
Because I love butt.
