September 2011
102 posts
This is why we're best friends.
- *text message*
- Cassandra: I just saw this beautiful man in a black ferrari... people in ferraris should be ugly! That's how it works, fuck! He was omnom.
- Rea: Hahahahaha since when does it work like that?! Nice car people are glorious!! Did you get him?
- Cassandra: OMFG they are always ugly. ALWAYS. Old men can afford ferraris. Cute ass boys get ford trucks & rape vans. & No I didn't. My heart hurts cause he had lovely hair. I want a lovely hair man.
- Rea: Hahaha don't we both! Let's go look!! And what you said is true and hilarious.
- Cassandra: I've wanted one all my life Rea.
- Rea: Whoa shit just got real.
This is why we're best friends.
- Cassandra: teach me how to dougie!
- Rea: you were listening to it in the car.
- Cassandra: You always know...
While watching the movie Contagion.
Man behind me coughs.
I stand up and turn around.
Me: Get out.
